Down moves the red
It’s been getting so cold
All of the snowballs
Have neatly been rolled

Ripped off by crime
But that is not news
Doing the time
You can stay if you choose

Laid up in bed
With the future on hold
All of the doctors doing
What they’ve been told

Roped in the crime
For you haven’t the news
Killing free time
You can pray if you choose

Off with their heads
And the cameras rolled
All of the actors doing
What they’d been told

Wrapped up the crime
For the evening news
Got some free time
You can watch if you choose